Friday, March 9, 2018

Confessions of a Mentally Unstable Housekeeper

I swear.. this is going to be the title of my book one day.

"Confessions of a Mentally Unstable Housekeeper"

In it, I will write about all the things housekeepers hate and have to go through.

Working 6 days a week,
Minimum Wage,
Construction Workers Make Horrible Hotel Guests,
Tipping!

I have notes. I tell you, I am going to write a book-- seriously, but with a ton of added comedy to it, about the ins and outs of being a hotel housekeeper. This will be my big break. I got the in!

Of course I wouldn't mention which hotel, any names, etc. But one day, I tell you, the voice of the housekeeper will be heard and will reign the through the lands like a biblical scroll!

Okay, it might only sell like ten copies if that, but it will be a gem in back alley bookstores one day. Mark my words!

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